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Tumblr Troll thinks Miata is "mid-life crisis queer car"

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#1 ·
Most of you probably don't know me here but I run a Miata-related Tumblr. As I was looking through tagged posts earlier today I found this and thought it was pretty entertaining.

Post copied below in case the owner decides to delete it :fab:

Mazda Miata:

Honestly, I fucking hate these cars.
I would buy junk cars to find Miatas on the road to crash into them, that’s how bad of an irrational hate I have for these pieces of ****. They’re like girly Honda S2000s or BMW Z5s.
These are honestly the equivalent of “toy” dogs to me.
What infuriates me even more? A dude in a Miata. Don’t do that to yourself.
A miata is the kind of car someone who knows nothing about vehicles gets because they think it’s in the same category of cars as an S2000 or something nicer.
The nerve of these drivers to cut off a larger vehicle in one of these?
Oh btw, my 2002 Elantra’s qtr mile time is faster than most Miata’s, save the most current models. **** em.



Sorry but don’t cut me off with your mid-life crisis queer car.
/endrant.
 
#138 ·
dude, I cut off a white 2002 hyundai elantra with smoked tails on my way to work yesterday or the day before... I smoked him off the light just to dip past him into my turn, I wonder if U MAD BRO?!

olololol this is delicious.

edit: hmm; I suppose since he is in ft meyers it wasnt me. Still funny though.
 
#144 ·
It is done (posted my comment on his blarg). Hopefully he'll be man enough to leave it there...but I doubt he'll do it. :woolery:
 
#147 ·
LAWWWWL YOU'RE THE MAN WOOLERY! HAHAHA I JUST PEED MY PANTS XD:cry2:XD
You call yourself a quitter because it allows you to quit on your most deeply hidden desire for the cawk. Subconciously, you WANT that guy to hit on your girlfriend because you don't really want her to be around. You're into boxing because it's the closest thing you've found to getting mostly naked and sweaty with another man
 
#145 ·
I successfully achieved his hatred towards me! :mrgreen:
 
#149 ·
Haha it's perfect, Nice signature hahaha XD
 
#151 ·
Im pretty upset. The signature option won't let me Sig The Woolery's post in its entirety. Keeps saying its too long. Tried at least 10 times now. Maybe we could all Sig a part of it, and we shall forever be reminded of this awesome day.
 
#153 ·
I'll definitely putting a part of it as signature haha
 
#157 ·
Mr. Woolery is finally in my.... sig
 
#160 ·
Now we all have a piece of history
 
#161 ·
Someone just submit a dmca notice to tumblr about his blog and have it shut down. ;)


Woolery he posted a pic of yours right? :p
 
#162 · (Edited)
^^
Technically, it's not my picture...it's Linhberg's since he took it (I'm just the subject of the pic). I wouldn't do any dmca things to his site, it's the wrong kind of haterade to dole out. I prefer the lulz approach.

Wanna know a sekrit? I am the unicorn in the "Jinba Ittai" decal.



 
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