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Old 03-14-2009, 05:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default There is a snake in my mattress and I can't get it out.

Can you pull a snake by the tail and it will still be ok?
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I am going to tie this bastard in a knot when I get him out. How rude!
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Old 03-14-2009, 05:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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roasted snake with peanut sauce is freaking delish!
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Your supposed to pull down your pants, spread your butt cheeks and let the snake crawl inside. Kinda like when a hermit crab changes shells.
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He already did and thats why the snake wont come out. It wants seconds.
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Old 03-14-2009, 06:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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mail it to your 4 internet girlfriends
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I used 4 brooms, a couch, a cat, and my mom standing in front of the bathroom to get it outside.
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Old 03-14-2009, 07:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
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now I know you're full of shit, cats cant do anything useful.
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lies, they are solving my mole/vole problem.

Go buy a mongoose and put some Barry Manilow on your record player. I guarantee it will work.
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Old 03-14-2009, 07:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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eh...boring...
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eh...boring...
So is your baby gurl gimmick. 8)
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LOL! IBTL!
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Okay, gotta ask. How the fuck did it get INTO the mattress?
Let's assume it is your pet snake. Okay, that would be understandable. But the next question is "what were you doing with it on your bed?"
Corn Snake or perhaps, Corn-hole Snake.....
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Old 03-14-2009, 09:24 PM   #15 (permalink)
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As long as it's not venomous you can grab it by the tail and be perfectly fine. Probably just a rat snake, and if it bites you it's just gonna sting a little.
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I leave my door open too much and wild animals like to wander in. It was a black and white rat snake, by the way.
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Call a snake charmer.

Edit: Typical 06'er... good with forums, bad with doors.
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Just like with your internet stalker, we don't get any pics. Do you just make up random shit to entertain yourself?
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There's a snake in my boot!

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Old 03-14-2009, 11:17 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Just like with your internet stalker, we don't get any pics. Do you just make up random shit to entertain yourself?
Regardless, he's got all of our attention and made us post a statement of sorts.

"There is a snake in my mattress and I can't get it out"?
Sounds like a line from the "OZ" series.
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Call a snake charmer.

Edit: Typical 06'er... good with forums, bad with doors.
like this bad mother...shut your mouth?

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Old 03-15-2009, 10:51 AM   #22 (permalink)
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so that's what living in florida is like...

"Honey, there's crocodiles in the pool and a snake in my bed. Oh look, here comes another hurricane! Lets stay here forever!"
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Fine, I'll start a photo blog of my life and post every photo on CR.
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You should buy a screen door for your trailer home.
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Fine, I'll start a photo blog of my life and post every photo on CR.
I will subscribe to that thread!
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You should buy a screen door for your trailer home.
Um, I live in a shed thank you very much.
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Why is Noah in your bedroom?
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So how's the snake doing? Still around or did you ever call that snake charmer like I recommended?
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I suggest Holy Grail brand Snake Oil...lure it right out of there.
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