Yooo.. Got in a fight last night!

linuxbox · 02-25-2007, 08:28 PM

Well I got in a bit of a fight last night, ended up with a real swelled up cheek, cut upper lip on outside, and the inside kinda cut up too. I think one tooth moved a bit but still looks fine. Happened at like... 2am, didn't hurt at the time... 10 shots of vodka kind helps with that but not with bleeding! lol Anything besides ice that I should be using?

Oh and heres what happened...

Some asshole kid was being a dick and butting into shit that didn't pertain to him at all. After me telling him numorous times to stfu he came behind me and yanked me down to the ground. It was cheap as hell. I hit a coffee table...with my face on the way down, thats why my face is swelled so much. I was kinda drunk but as soon as I saw his face enter my field of vision I pounded away, I got three solid hits in on this kids face before they pulled us apart. He got no hits in on me

oh and I spit a mouth full of blood on him then. I'm Irish. haha

Now I look like donald duck.

Although looking in the mirror is entertaining I wanna get the swelling down ASAP!

slutz4 · 02-25-2007, 08:33 PM

well at least you put up a good fight =)

PYTHON · 02-25-2007, 08:45 PM

*makes note not to fuck with linuxbox he dont play*

linuxbox · 02-25-2007, 08:47 PM

Haha no dude I don't fight much! Last fight was like.. 4 years ago. This kid was just a moron and got what was coming to him.

arcana · 02-25-2007, 08:50 PM

Shave your head and pretend you're in Fight Club.

slutz4 · 02-25-2007, 08:51 PM

that movie was nothing like I expected it to be, pretty sweet though

munit33 · 02-25-2007, 08:58 PM

nice yo. what a cheap shot. at least he didnt kick you in the nuts #-o

Mx5Xoom · 02-25-2007, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by slutz4 @ Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:51 pm

that movie was nothing like I expected it to be, pretty sweet though

Watch it a few times... some pretty crazy shit is in the background.

Oh yeah... glad you got some good shots in on him.

-Jeremy

arcana · 02-25-2007, 09:07 PM

How many times does a single frame of Brad Pitt appear in the movie? :wink:

Dustinlib · 02-25-2007, 09:53 PM

as I recall tyler durden appears for 4 split seconds before he is actually in the movie, plus brad pitt is in the shot of the hotel staff, so there are 5 instances before his character is introduced.

PcolasNA · 02-25-2007, 10:43 PM

6, right?

Sid · 02-26-2007, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by linuxbox @ Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:28 pm

oh and I spit a mouth full of blood on him then. I'm Irish. haha

fuck yeah. that shit is the jam.

you want the swelling to go down the day after? man asprin and frozen peas. go to the store and get the cheap bag of peas, then put it in a towel and ice ice ice ice ice.

I like peas because they are cheaper than the icepacks and they conform good. then when they thaw, refreeze and repeat. dont ever eat them just keep them in the ice box.

if you do it for a good half day ice, and no ice while they refreeze then ice again, your swelling should go down alot by the next day, unless you start too late, then your puffy no matter what, unless you have leeches lol

ultimateforce · 02-26-2007, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid @ Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:22 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by linuxbox @ Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:28 pm

oh and I spit a mouth full of blood on him then. I'm Irish. haha

fuck yeah. that shit is the jam.

you want the swelling to go down the day after? man asprin and frozen peas. go to the store and get the cheap bag of peas, then put it in a towel and ice ice ice ice ice.

I like peas because they are cheaper than the icepacks and they conform good. then when they thaw, refreeze and repeat. dont ever eat them just keep them in the ice box.

if you do it for a good half day ice, and no ice while they refreeze then ice again, your swelling should go down alot by the next day, unless you start too late, then your puffy no matter what, unless you have leeches lol

That is what I keep that jar of leeches in my bathroom for.

linuxbox · 02-26-2007, 01:13 PM

Do you really? lol

Oh and they gave me vicodin for it at the hospital. (Got a catscan to make sure everything was okay) I'll prob just sell most of em though. lol

ExHondaMan · 02-26-2007, 01:21 PM

I've found through experience that the best way to end a fight is to perform an open-handed pimp-slap across the opponent's face. The crowd will undoubtlingly yell in unison, "OHHH DAAAYAAAM!!!". Nothing is more humiliating. Try it.

Five extra ghetto-points if you manage to get it, "My pimp hand is STRONG!!", while performing the act,lol.

ultimateforce · 02-26-2007, 01:53 PM

If he's with his girlfriend before you slap him point out that you are about to slap the shit out him infront of his stupid-ass girlfriend. KER-SLAP!!

I've also gotten my ass whipped a few times in the past so unless I get killed I pretty much know no one can do anything to me that hasn't been done already, hooray short-man's complex!

LostSoulMiata · 02-26-2007, 10:15 PM

+1 to Sid's method d("d)

and +1 to Tam and Will's methods =D>

kung fu jesus · 02-26-2007, 11:59 PM

feh. i played hockey for 12 years. growing up in detroit helped raise the experience points.

grinerizer · 02-27-2007, 02:56 AM

a good shot to the throat'll end most bouts, and anyone who witnesses it will make sure not to mess with you.

GJ on the win.

EndlessCorners · 02-27-2007, 05:23 AM

This thread is worthless without pics!

EndlessCorners · 02-27-2007, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grinerizer @ Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:56 am

a good shot to the throat'll end most bouts, and anyone who witnesses it will make sure not to mess with you.

I have a friend that is a bit like that, except he is hardcore. He believes a good shot to the head will end most people.

JDMAflac · 02-27-2007, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by grinerizer @ Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:56 am

a good shot to the throat'll end most bouts, and anyone who witnesses it will make sure not to mess with you.

GJ on the win.

+1 Go for the throat or the jaw

ultimateforce · 02-27-2007, 09:46 AM

+1 the nose you NOOBS.

klutchmaster · 02-27-2007, 10:13 AM

Fighting panda hidden mokey testicles! It's a secret martial arts move where the victim gets a strange case of insomnia and day dreams about falling into a large abyss filled with Rosie O'Donnell's panties with fangs that bite you and stuff. If that doesn't do it, you could always buy a helicopter. With missles. And a machine gun.
oh and the sheap shot anus butt face prbly doesn't drive a miata. Miata drivers are usually friendly untill provoked or backed into a corner. Then they become vicsious wild killing machines. Well thats my two cents

linuxbox · 02-27-2007, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by EndlessCorners @ Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:23 am

This thread is worthless without pics!

It'll stay worthless then! haha my face is allllll kinds of colors from face slamming that nightstand. Definitely not posting that shit. lol

grinerizer · 02-27-2007, 11:38 AM

oh come on, we'd love to see the camo version of your face...

linuxbox · 02-27-2007, 12:07 PM

NEVAR!

LostSoulMiata · 02-27-2007, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by grinerizer @ Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:38 pm

oh come on, we'd love to see the camo version of your face...

ROFL!!

Turns101 · 03-01-2007, 11:04 AM

This is very entertaining.

Peas work well. I like the conforming of any frozen vegetable.
If you dont have a professional office seen as a job dont expedite the healing. Be proud and get chicks with that shit.

Also, shaving the head and fight club is a rad idea.

1 more thing, fight him again. SOunds like you can beat him since he is a from behind bitch. Light him up in front of his friends :wink:

-Jeff

I can say this all with a smile. I have not fought in 3 years

02-25-2007, 08:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
linuxbox Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 321	Yooo.. Got in a fight last night! Well I got in a bit of a fight last night, ended up with a real swelled up cheek, cut upper lip on outside, and the inside kinda cut up too. I think one tooth moved a bit but still looks fine. Happened at like... 2am, didn't hurt at the time... 10 shots of vodka kind helps with that but not with bleeding! lol Anything besides ice that I should be using? Oh and heres what happened... Some asshole kid was being a dick and butting into shit that didn't pertain to him at all. After me telling him numorous times to stfu he came behind me and yanked me down to the ground. It was cheap as hell. I hit a coffee table...with my face on the way down, thats why my face is swelled so much. I was kinda drunk but as soon as I saw his face enter my field of vision I pounded away, I got three solid hits in on this kids face before they pulled us apart. He got no hits in on me oh and I spit a mouth full of blood on him then. I'm Irish. haha Now I look like donald duck. Although looking in the mirror is entertaining I wanna get the swelling down ASAP!

02-25-2007, 08:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
linuxbox Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 321	Re: Yooo.. Got in a fight last night! Haha no dude I don't fight much! Last fight was like.. 4 years ago. This kid was just a moron and got what was coming to him.

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02-27-2007, 02:56 AM	#19 (permalink)
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