Terrible sunday- My first ticket, then attacked by fohawk clad clowns *BRO'S SUCK!!!*

Sean Jay! · 04-02-2007, 11:40 PM

**for you non california people who dont know what bros are- look into this thread

This sunday i was driving ortega hwy for the first time, made it to elsinore and came back...

didnt see the posted speed limit, so i tried driving with the flow of the cars infront of me (minivan, truck) - we pass a cop, and i still let off the throttle not thinking im speeding....

WRONG! got pulled over and given a speeding ticket for doin 60 in a 45! #-o

im waiting for the fine to come in the mail- does anybody know how much something like this could cost??

now for the bro attack part-
i was driving home bummed about my ticket, when four fohowk clad bastards flew my me, and flung a coin at my car!!!!!

i immediately grabbed a fist full of coins from my coin tray and- stopped my self, took a deep breath and told myself it wasnt worth getting into anymore trouble over.

what a day

ExHondaMan · 04-02-2007, 11:50 PM

I friken hate bros. Everytime they drive by me in their lifted trucks, they HAVE to mash on the loud pedal and bukkake me with black turbo-diesel smoke. Pisses me off.

sonique128 · 04-02-2007, 11:56 PM

sonique128 · 04-03-2007, 12:01 AM

+

=

Sean Jay!

johndoe · 04-03-2007, 12:05 AM

who are bros for the non-california people? Are they like anthony kiedes in point break?

Sean Jay! · 04-03-2007, 12:17 AM

bros are "people" that arose from the depths of lake havasu.

they are sexually attracted to lifted trucks.

reckless_abandon · 04-03-2007, 12:26 AM

we have a lot of faggety ass redneck fuckfaces that are infatuated with thier lifted and chrome wheeled trucks. its the gayest shit ever.
they always have wicked expensive lift kits and shit, but they never see offroad time. they try to show off that they are fast for some reason, even though everyone knows that trucks are poor at the track and also, noone gives a shit about how fast a truck is.

sorry about the rant, but chotchies in trucks are my pet peeve.

ExHondaMan · 04-03-2007, 12:32 AM

^^They give rednecks a bad name. I know a few rednecks actually, and they hate bros. At least rednecks "keep it real" and continue to be rednecks until they die, whereas bros are just going through a loser-phase. The irony is that the more they try to separate themselves from the "wiggers", the more they are alike.

Just look for this sticker plastered on the back window...

Oooohh...the irony.

ultimateforce · 04-03-2007, 12:35 AM

Sounds like the Florida "Dudebro" to me.

Sean Jay! · 04-03-2007, 12:37 AM

Exhibits A and B

www.myspace.com/_srh_bro_

www.myspace.com/jjasonbanks

ExHondaMan · 04-03-2007, 12:39 AM

"Dudebro",LMAO!!!!

turbored · 04-03-2007, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExHondaMan @ Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:32 pm

^^They give rednecks a bad name. I know a few rednecks actually, and they hate bros. At least rednecks "keep it real" and continue to be rednecks until they die, whereas bros are just going through a loser-phase. The irony is that the more they try to separate themselves from the "wiggers", the more they are alike.

Just look for this sticker plastered on the back window...

Oooohh...the irony.

what's that sticker say? BTW it's fauxhawk.

ExHondaMan · 04-03-2007, 12:46 AM

^^Not Of This World.

A CHRISTIAN rock band.

johndoe · 04-03-2007, 12:55 AM

i guess every body has some group of assholes to annoy them. In New York we have hipsters...don't even get me started. The clique where nerds and losers finally found a place to be cool, and ugly people found a style that was for them. Every one can be categorized to some extent but this is particularly annoying because these people fashion themselves as "alternative". Of course they're all the same kind of alternative...

Sean Jay! · 04-03-2007, 01:01 AM

yeah, but bros get together and try to fight people- my god how i do not understand that mentality!

dicker lives in the land of the bros- seriously, they drive monster trucks!

johndoe · 04-03-2007, 01:02 AM

oh and i'm really against the flagrant use of the word fag on this sight but anyone with a fauxhawk and into pickups and christian rock is undeniably deep down a butt pirate.

reckless_abandon · 04-03-2007, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sean Jay! @ Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:37 pm

Exhibits A and B

www.myspace.com/_srh_bro_

www.myspace.com/jjasonbanks

hey cool, dorks.

reckless_abandon · 04-03-2007, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johndoe @ Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:55 pm

i guess every body has some group of assholes to annoy them. In New York we have hipsters...don't even get me started. The clique where nerds and losers finally found a place to be cool, and ugly people found a style that was for them. Every one can be categorized to some extent but this is particularly annoying because these people fashion themselves as "alternative". Of course they're all the same kind of alternative...

i heard about these guys.
we have a few here and there around where i live, but probalby nowhere near as much as new york.
we got a lot of bros/chotchies and emo/goths... and tons of retirees. did i mention my hometown is dutch reform community? we rule.

JDMAflac · 04-03-2007, 01:29 AM

First time of hearing "bros". I don't think that "trend/lifestyle" has hit Charlotte yet.

cliqwe · 04-03-2007, 01:51 AM

LoL, that would have been HILARIOUS if you threw that fistfull of coins at those brastards! =D> oh well, maybe next time (if there is a next time, and hopefully there isnt).

coupeloop · 04-03-2007, 02:15 AM

mann thats what the OC does to ya, should have thrown the fist full of coins, then driven in to a canyon road, lose em easily

fwdtamiya · 04-03-2007, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExHondaMan @ Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:46 pm

^^Not Of This World.

A CHRISTIAN rock band.

I've never seen that one i'll have to keep watch for it -_- , all I ever see is this

Bro
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bro

and can't forget the Bro Hoe!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bro+Hoe

ExHondaMan · 04-03-2007, 02:33 AM

Quote:

An alpha male idiot. This is the derogatory sense of the word (common usage in the western US): white, 16-25 years old, inarticulate, belligerent, talks about nothing but chicks and beer, drives a jacked up truck that?s plastered with stickers, has rich dad that owns a dealership or construction business and constantly tells this to chicks at parties, is into extreme sports that might be fun to do but are uncool to claim (wakeboarding, dirt biking, lacrosse), identifies excessively with brand names, spends a female amount of money on clothes and obsesses over his appearance to a degree that is not socially acceptable for a heterosexual male

Omg, thats some funny shieeet!!!

simpl · 04-03-2007, 03:41 AM

omfg. i fucking hate bro's and bro-ho's.
i used to live in Corona way before these type of people were around. glad i got back to Huntington. wait. thats a oxymoron. all the fake, yes fake bros are cruisin around main street with their lifted trucks with 20's and mud tires! wtf!? I seriously hate these type of people. they need to crawl back into the sewer outlet that is lake havasu and drown.

Caldera · 04-03-2007, 03:52 AM

So basically...

bro = dudebro = flatbiller. So many names for the same idiocy. lol.

and for those who need photgraphic evidence... http://flatbiller.com/ for all your dudebro needs!

XCLR8TN · 04-03-2007, 06:45 AM

This thread is hilarious. I don't think we have "bros" in Ohio... maybe that's the only good thing about Ohio. Our state is populated by people who CANNOT drive. They suck. Anyways.

frosty115 · 04-03-2007, 06:47 AM

I like to call them........Yee-haw-giddy-up-ding-dongs, down here in Ga. But they don't ever throw shit @ other peoples cars. #-o

LOOINEY · 04-03-2007, 07:07 AM

sounds like to me a bunch of wantabe hicks... i grew up with hicks back home in minnesota from iowa. but lest they didnt fake it. And i laugh when i see jacked up trucks that never see mud. or even a puddle.

monkey.magicx · 04-03-2007, 08:39 AM

why you gotta post up the kottonmouth kings linh? i love those guys!

Sean Jay! · 04-03-2007, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkey.magicx @ Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:39 am

why you gotta post up the kottonmouth kings linh? i love those guys!

because cotton mouth kings are bros, just like the insane clown posse.

Hey TAM i love that definition, i tried to memorize it!

04-02-2007, 11:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sean Jay! Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 1,702	Terrible sunday- My first ticket, then attacked by fohawk clad clowns BRO'S SUCK!!! **for you non california people who dont know what bros are- look into this thread This sunday i was driving ortega hwy for the first time, made it to elsinore and came back... didnt see the posted speed limit, so i tried driving with the flow of the cars infront of me (minivan, truck) - we pass a cop, and i still let off the throttle not thinking im speeding.... WRONG! got pulled over and given a speeding ticket for doin 60 in a 45! #-o im waiting for the fine to come in the mail- does anybody know how much something like this could cost?? now for the bro attack part- i was driving home bummed about my ticket, when four fohowk clad bastards flew my me, and flung a coin at my car!!!!! i immediately grabbed a fist full of coins from my coin tray and- stopped my self, took a deep breath and told myself it wasnt worth getting into anymore trouble over. what a day

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04-03-2007, 12:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
johndoe Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,239	who are bros for the non-california people? Are they like anthony kiedes in point break?
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04-03-2007, 12:26 AM	#7 (permalink)
reckless_abandon Sponsor Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: BC Posts: 1,391	we have a lot of faggety ass redneck fuckfaces that are infatuated with thier lifted and chrome wheeled trucks. its the gayest shit ever. they always have wicked expensive lift kits and shit, but they never see offroad time. they try to show off that they are fast for some reason, even though everyone knows that trucks are poor at the track and also, noone gives a shit about how fast a truck is. sorry about the rant, but chotchies in trucks are my pet peeve.
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04-03-2007, 12:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
Sean Jay! Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 1,702	bros are "people" that arose from the depths of lake havasu. they are sexually attracted to lifted trucks.

04-03-2007, 12:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
ultimateforce BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 5,098	Sounds like the Florida "Dudebro" to me.
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04-03-2007, 12:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
Sean Jay! Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 1,702	Exhibits A and B www.myspace.com/_srh_bro_ www.myspace.com/jjasonbanks

04-03-2007, 12:55 AM	#14 (permalink)
johndoe Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,239	i guess every body has some group of assholes to annoy them. In New York we have hipsters...don't even get me started. The clique where nerds and losers finally found a place to be cool, and ugly people found a style that was for them. Every one can be categorized to some extent but this is particularly annoying because these people fashion themselves as "alternative". Of course they're all the same kind of alternative...
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04-03-2007, 01:01 AM	#15 (permalink)
Sean Jay! Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 1,702	yeah, but bros get together and try to fight people- my god how i do not understand that mentality! dicker lives in the land of the bros- seriously, they drive monster trucks!

04-03-2007, 01:02 AM	#16 (permalink)
johndoe Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,239	oh and i'm really against the flagrant use of the word fag on this sight but anyone with a fauxhawk and into pickups and christian rock is undeniably deep down a butt pirate.
johndoe Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,239

04-03-2007, 01:29 AM	#19 (permalink)
JDMAflac CR.net Supporter Join Date: May 2006 Location: charlotte, NC Posts: 2,922	First time of hearing "bros". I don't think that "trend/lifestyle" has hit Charlotte yet.
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04-03-2007, 01:51 AM	#20 (permalink)
cliqwe Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA Posts: 253	Re: Terrible sunday- My first ticket, then attacked by fohawk clad clowns BRO'S SUCK!!! LoL, that would have been HILARIOUS if you threw that fistfull of coins at those brastards! =D> oh well, maybe next time (if there is a next time, and hopefully there isnt).

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coupeloop RDR Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: So. Cal. Posts: 4,252	mann thats what the OC does to ya, should have thrown the fist full of coins, then driven in to a canyon road, lose em easily
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04-03-2007, 03:41 AM	#24 (permalink)
simpl Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Huntington Beach CA Posts: 1,192	Re: Terrible sunday- My first ticket, then attacked by fohawk clad clowns BRO'S SUCK!!! omfg. i fucking hate bro's and bro-ho's. i used to live in Corona way before these type of people were around. glad i got back to Huntington. wait. thats a oxymoron. all the fake, yes fake bros are cruisin around main street with their lifted trucks with 20's and mud tires! wtf!? I seriously hate these type of people. they need to crawl back into the sewer outlet that is lake havasu and drown.

04-03-2007, 03:52 AM	#25 (permalink)
Caldera Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bellevue, WA Posts: 1,999	So basically... bro = dudebro = flatbiller. So many names for the same idiocy. lol. and for those who need photgraphic evidence... http://flatbiller.com/ for all your dudebro needs!
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04-03-2007, 06:45 AM	#26 (permalink)
XCLR8TN Speed Racer Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Munroe Falls, OH Posts: 4,614	This thread is hilarious. I don't think we have "bros" in Ohio... maybe that's the only good thing about Ohio. Our state is populated by people who CANNOT drive. They suck. Anyways.
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LOOINEY Jr. Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: MN Posts: 70	Re: Terrible sunday- My first ticket, then attacked by fohawk clad clowns BRO'S SUCK!!! sounds like to me a bunch of wantabe hicks... i grew up with hicks back home in minnesota from iowa. but lest they didnt fake it. And i laugh when i see jacked up trucks that never see mud. or even a puddle.

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