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Old 03-19-2014, 10:14 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Where's the 2ft dildo shift knob I can put in my butthole?
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:19 AM   #32 (permalink)
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You can't handle it.
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:49 AM   #33 (permalink)
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ahahaha! Best thread on CR.

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Old 03-19-2014, 11:07 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Damn i need #SWAG!!!!! Will the chick that comes in package 5 love me long time? Also, does #SWAG packages have expiration dates? I want to make sure my #SWAG doesn't spoil.
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:21 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Damn i need #SWAG!!!!! Will the chick that comes in package 5 love me long time? Also, does #SWAG packages have expiration dates? I want to make sure my #SWAG doesn't spoil.
#SWAG expires when you die because #YOLO
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:27 AM   #36 (permalink)
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fuck i'm still paying off my student loan swag. goddamn it.
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:44 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Nope. I'm bringing it in under my own sponsor umbrella.
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:59 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Does dis fit my NB?
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:00 PM   #39 (permalink)
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"Illest sticker"

Absolutely lost it when I read that.
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:57 PM   #40 (permalink)
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yall keep hatin makin me famous for my swag dam sakriderz
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You all are real Miata fags... I just got mine to troll people and race at the track obviously you guys get pretty but hurt if I don't leave my Miata absolutely bonestock and put flaming wheels on it lol. Have a good time here at club roaster.
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:59 PM   #41 (permalink)
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This makes me so happy.
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Old 03-19-2014, 01:06 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Cant afford any of the swag packages. When are the ebay knockoff swag packages coming out?
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Old 03-19-2014, 01:29 PM   #43 (permalink)
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package 4 needs 2x Grip Royal wheel so you can do this




..scrath that, one wheel is enough #yolo
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Old 03-19-2014, 01:39 PM   #44 (permalink)
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There needs to be a super deluxe swag package (Breaking Bad Package) that includes an unpainted Autokonnexion fastback, dildo shifter, matching tuner lugs (matched to dildo shifter), and R-Lip "DRIFT-CRACK COMPETITION" fasteners (zip ties and anime tape)
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Old 03-19-2014, 01:54 PM   #45 (permalink)
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In for request on GB for Bad Bitch SWAG wheels in limited run, ultra non-usable ET -30.
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Old 03-19-2014, 02:27 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Oh shit....looks like the Chinese ripoff of the ripoffs is already starting. Take a look....


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Do your maximum panty wanting the dropping swaggar for least number of legs? You hate searcher organism? Do you pray want your buddy to how low your car winning is? Have urgency that for more Renren followings?

If answering yes to questioning, then reading continuation freely!

We make you easy life, so tight anus for shit and read for riding!


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Old 03-19-2014, 02:35 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Most disease sticker.

Everyone is looking at me funny because I'm laughing so damn hard.
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Old 03-19-2014, 02:39 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Oh shit....looks like the Chinese ripoff of the ripoffs is already starting. Take a look....
This is the funniest thing I've read in my life.

"We make you easy life, so tight anus for shit and read for riding!"

I fucking lost it.
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Old 03-19-2014, 02:41 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Still waiting for a SWAG OVERLOAD package.
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Old 03-19-2014, 02:42 PM   #50 (permalink)
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It's a good thing that poop I took an hour ago didn't see this, because this is the best shit I've seen in a while.
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Old 03-19-2014, 02:47 PM   #51 (permalink)
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I lost it at "shit plate"

Had to leave my desk and lol outside for a while.

Best forum pricing indeed.
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Old 03-19-2014, 02:50 PM   #52 (permalink)
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For extra funnies, read the two ads side by side.
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Old 03-19-2014, 03:03 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Omg ultimoose.
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Old 03-19-2014, 03:04 PM   #54 (permalink)
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can i bai t3h wO0Rk5 Wh33LS ?
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Old 03-19-2014, 03:08 PM   #55 (permalink)
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"LEVRIMITER"!!!

This is too great.
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hey guys im new here on a college student budget dont hate but which swage package should i get the basic swag or the basement swarg or the basin smeg pls only respond if u have sumthing gud 2 say i dont want to hear n e facts or opinions other than my own existing misconceptions n i will argue with u despite the fact i posted asking for your input thanks
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hey guys im new here on a college student budget dont hate but which swage package should i get the basic swag or the basement swarg or the basin smeg pls only respond if u have sumthing gud 2 say i dont want to hear n e facts or opinions other than my own existing misconceptions n i will argue with u despite the fact i posted asking for your input thanks
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Old 03-19-2014, 03:53 PM   #58 (permalink)
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I'll take a #2, with a side of stickers and extra snapback. Oh and I also have this 20% groupon. Does it come with free 2-day shipping? I got that amazon prime.
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In so down to get most disease stickers made.
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