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Old 05-16-2013, 04:02 PM   #31 (permalink)
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It's not douchey, it's immature. 6th graders do that.
Agree.

Just wear a long sleve shirt if you want sleeves.

I am instantly reminded of boy meets world by a long sleeve t under a short sleeve t. Personally I'd leave the layering to casual button up shirts.
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Old 05-16-2013, 04:03 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Unrelated, I have a bad habit of wearing long sleeved undershirts under t-shirts, and all I can ever think of is Stewie "I wear short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts". Douchey or no...?
Really depends... Depends mostly on how both shirts fit. That sort of thing is hard to pull off because of the differences in cut between long and short sleeve shirts.

The short answer is to avoid it and just wear a long sleeve shirt if you want to wear a long sleeved shirt.

The long answer is as long as there's not a disproportionate difference in cut/fit between the two, it's ok. Just don't clash colors like crazy.

Personally, the only time i'll do this is over a black thermal long-sleeved shirt in winter. The rest of the time, i just wear a long sleeved shirt like a man.
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I get compliments on my attire all the time, so I'll chime in..

T-shirts: Buy ones that fit! Your 2 sizes too big or too small make you either look like a child or a poser ass gang-banger. Keep it simple. Solid colors and or cool designs or art but nothing too extreme. No stupid "Hurley", "DC Shoes" or "LRG" branded type shirts. Are they paying you to be a walking fucking billboard for their company? Didn't think so. Cool or interesting shirts can go a long way. I've gotten tons of compliments and questions about two of my Woot Shirts. 1 and 2. Simpl, but interesting.

Dress shirts: Fitted. Always. Yes, "bigger guys" can wear a properly fitted shirt and it will always make you look more lean. Once again solid bold colors that match your personality. Like myself, I'm pretty neutral and have a calm demeanor so I wear lots of shades of grey (plus it's my favorite color) I also like red, black, deep purple, maroon etc. BOLD or bright solid colors. No stupid plaid patterns, stripes etc. (unless it's winter and it's a flannel) they make you look like some Hollister poser twat from the midwest that has no idea Hollister is a shitty city somewhere in CA.. Also; at work, tuck in. Out n about, let it out! and top button undone

Pants: Once again, fitment is key. Buy pants/slacks that fit your body type. You thin? go ahead and buy some slim fit jeans. You got some meaty ass legs? Go ahead and buy a lil wider legged pants. HEMMING. Almost all my jeans are hemmed. You spent 50-100 bucks on your jeans so what's a few extra bucks to makes them look right on you? No one looks good with pants 4-8 inches too long that are dragging on the ground fraying out at the seams looking all trashy and shit. Get that shit hemmed and have a "perfect to you" look. Just make sure the bottom opening of the legs fits the type shoes you wear..... Which brings us to..

Shoes: This is a big variable. But shoes should tie in your personality. You active? Some low-key nearly solid color athletic shoes will show that off. You a slacker/whatever? Chucks/Adidas/skate shoes (but not the super bulky ones like Osiris etc.) Outdoorsy? Some dressy hiking/approach shoes will show off you touch with nature. Professorial/dressy? Some leather or suede dress/casual dress shoes be it boot type, slip-on, lace-up or old man Sperry's will look the part. Keep these brown, tannish, natural suede etc. Black is boring, you're not always going to a funeral. Also, shoes and your belt should match as close as possible.

Accessories: Belts: match shoes, and get the right size! having ten extra inches of over-lap on your belt looks dumb. Necklaces: NO. Bracelets: eh...use caution. Watches: MANLY! Ties: thick with thick blazer lapels, thin with thin blazer lapels. Tie them correctly and have them hang right. the bottom point should be right at the beltline.

That's all I got for now, If I think of more things I'll ad-on
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Old 05-16-2013, 04:08 PM   #34 (permalink)
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i wear the most awful shit.
bright colors.
yellow with red.
blue with red.
green with red like a fucking christmas tree.
i wear absolutely gaudy hats.
i am fat.
i am unkempt.
i am dirty.

and this girl fucks me



so get it out of your head that you need to "fucking dress yourself" in order to "get any"
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Philly, you done good, but you're the exception, not the rule.
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Old 05-16-2013, 04:11 PM   #36 (permalink)
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It's his sparkling personality.

(she just likes homeless men)
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Old 05-16-2013, 04:12 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I feel like an idiot always wearing basketball type shorts (no I don't wear them halfway down my shins either like a brotha, just to the center of the kneecap) ALL THE TIME but they're comfortable. Guess I need to looking into those plad shorts or whatever I always see ads for.
Just get some basic, flat front khaki shorts. They go with everything.
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Old 05-16-2013, 04:17 PM   #38 (permalink)
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It's his sparkling personality.

(she just likes homeless men)

"I can fix him, I just know it!"

Women like projects too lol

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If you can't tell you look like a Trent whore, a douchebag, or a slob then no amount of interweb advice will help you. Further, the ver folks that should read this will be the first ones to ignore it.


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It's all pandering and I'm okay with it.
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i wear the most awful shit.
bright colors.
yellow with red.
blue with red.
green with red like a fucking christmas tree.
i wear absolutely gaudy hats.
i am fat.
i am unkempt.
i am dirty.

and this girl fucks me



so get it out of your head that you need to "fucking dress yourself" in order to "get any"
Had too lol

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Am I capable of dressing myself / CR approved?

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phillyb mah nigga, let me know if you are up for wife swapping.
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phillyb mah nigga, let me know if you are up for wife swapping.
I don't think he accepts handies as a proper trade.
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I don't think he accepts handies as a proper trade.
I offer my exotic brown girl. Tiny brown girl for cute redhead seems like a more than fair trade to me.
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i absolutely HATE that there are other phillyb's on the planet.

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I offer my exotic brown girl. Tiny brown girl for cute redhead seems like a more than fair trade to me.
cool. lemme talk to the bitch.
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My roommate swears by boat shoes, I haven't pulled the trigger but it's very tempting.

My daily footwear is...



I like being able to wear sneakers everyday.

Usually it's clean jeans, button down and those. Not too bad, not too great.
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nothing better than hopping out the Volkswagg'n Hipster-Mobile (Porsche 986) with my high top DC's, relaxed cut jeans, and AKADEMIKS shirts while bumping some Slayer, Nine Inch Nails, Saul Williams, or Lupe Fiasco...

douche/toolbag status = over 9000
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I love dress slacks. I always get asked if I'm a waiter/server though...
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I typically like new or really clean pumas, black fedora, nice (darker) jeans, and T-Shirts.

I've found that pretty dark, clean fitted jeans are adaptable for almost any situation with the right demeanor and attitude. Metal shows, Raves, Ultralounges...unless a suit is required I never have a problem.

Either that or a dress shirt (usually black or maroon), darker dress pants, and again the fedora (I get comments on it because no one around my age really wears them around here).

I usually choose earthier tones because that's what my eye colors gravitate towards. Got one half brown/half blueish-grey eye so if I can wear something that makes that stand out I usually will.

Oh, and I have nice black cowboy boots I occasionally break out for the Hell of it.
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If you want classy, attractive ladies, stop wearing Supreme shit & Jordans. Unless you're into 14 year olds.
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I do believe fedoras and jean shorts should be illegal.
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I do believe fedoras and jean shorts should be illegal.
Jean Shorts for sure...I like my fedora lol
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Sub'd. I've spent the better part of 2 years assembling a classic gentlemen's wardrobe... I belong to a certain ancient fraternal order that requires a higher degree of dress than most men in my neck of the woods would ever consider. As such, I have become a student of the well dressed man in the classical sense, while adding minute touches of current styles to dress down the more formal articles.


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Jean Shorts for sure...I like my fedora lol
nope, fedora too. even if you like it.
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For me, casual dapper: Cardigan over button up and tie, dark fitted jeans, argyle socks and chucks. I've been meaning to expand this with more leather loafers, unfortunately it's hard finding ones I like and oxfords or anything pointy make my feet look humongous.
For summer fitted chino shorts, button up, loafers without socks.

I have a bow tie that I can't learn how to tie, help? It's ridiculously frustrating.
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a clean styled haircut, and good hygene does WONDERS. if you can keep those up, clothes become a lot less relevant. just my 0.2 cents.... what does that phrase even mean
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