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Old 05-16-2013, 07:17 PM   #61 (permalink)
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I'm a fan of cardigans....but we only get to wear them like 2 months out of the year here otherwise it's too hot
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Old 05-16-2013, 07:23 PM   #62 (permalink)
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I spend most of my winter in a shawl collar cardigan of some sort.
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Real mean wear fedoras with jean shorts.

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Real mean wear fedoras with jean shorts.

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That "man" weighs 120 lbs and has forearms no larger than my wrists. My girlfriend could kick his ass without breaking a sweat.


EDIT: In fact, he'd likely run away crying at the thought of getting hit.
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Old 05-16-2013, 07:56 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Personally, im broke as fuuu... so I wear straight legged Denizen jeans (made by Levi, but literally 1/2-1/3 the price) plain t-shirts such as Arizona/Hanes brands.

But I do splurge on shoes, I have wide almost completely flat feet, so DC's are best fitting for me. But I don't wear the latest and greatest lol, my last pair I picked up were on clearance for $19.95 - im always down for a sale!
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That "man" weighs 120 lbs and has forearms no larger than my wrists. My girlfriend could kick his ass without breaking a sweat.


EDIT: In fact, he'd likely run away crying at the thought of getting hit.


She wouldn't be able to hit him. One look at the jean shorts and fedora and she'd be on top of him beggin for the d.
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lololol. my girlfriend hates hipsters / swagfags / etc.
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Old 05-16-2013, 09:44 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Young man says "you are what you eat" - eat well.
Old man says "you are what you wear" - wear well.

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splurge on shoes..... DC's
lol, splurge on shoes ... no you don't
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Boat shoes. All the time, everywhere, for everything. I love my boats.

I have yachts for work.
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Get into a Clark's shoe store. Shoes are slightly more expensive but very well built and pretty much every offering is tasteful and well executed. From sneakers to dress shoes, and even accessories.

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For me, casual dapper: Cardigan over button up and tie, dark fitted jeans, argyle socks and chucks. I've been meaning to expand this with more leather loafers, unfortunately it's hard finding ones I like and oxfords or anything pointy make my feet look humongous.
For summer fitted chino shorts, button up, loafers without socks.

I have a bow tie that I can't learn how to tie, help? It's ridiculously frustrating.
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I wore a white oxford dress shirt, pale red shorts, and brown boat shoes last night when I hung out with friends/went to the bar/went to a late dinner and was complimented eleventybillion times on my "spring" outfit. Apparently I dressed myself well lol
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No matter how much this trend seems to be popping back up, do not be the dick who sports a visor unless you are really into telling the world what a lemming douchebag you are.
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lol, splurge on shoes ... no you don't

I don't necessarily have a need or want for anything more expensive lol, and $60-80 for a new pair of shoes is plenty expensive enough for me

I don't follow the latest trends or fashions, I buy what I like, and whats comfortable
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No matter how much this trend seems to be popping back up, do not be the dick who sports a visor unless you are really into telling the world what a lemming douchebag you are.
Or you play professional golf.
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Or you play professional golf.
Even professional golfers look like fags when they wear visors. (I'm a scratch golfer... I get to have a say, lol)
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I wore a white oxford dress shirt, pale red shorts, and brown boat shoes last night when I hung out with friends/went to the bar/went to a late dinner and was complimented eleventybillion times on my "spring" outfit. Apparently I dressed myself well lol

That's a pretty classy bet assuming the fit was all correct, and you weren't wearing socks.

Punch the people who called it an "outfit" in the dick, though.
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I challenge you to find a difference.
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^ lmao, now that's funny.
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I challenge you to find a difference.
I was waiting to play that line.

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That's a pretty classy bet assuming the fit was all correct, and you weren't wearing socks.

Punch the people who called it an "outfit" in the dick, though.
Socks? With boat shoes? Fuck that noise!
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Don't wear underwear over you pants.
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Socks? With boat shoes? Fuck that noise!

I've seen it done. I always want to shove their socks up their anus.
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You all should go on a field trip to Phoenix. I don't care what type of footwear somebody is wearing, every fucking one of them is wearing tall black socks. Drives me fucking insane.
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dont worry. i have the perfect swag for you golfers.

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Socks? With boat shoes? Fuck that noise!
I wear socks with boat shoes all the time... it's usually snowing and I'm wearing pants when it happens, though.
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Thankfully I live in Florida so I never have to commit such a fashion atrocity lol
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I used to wear boat shoes. Stopped when my feet could no longer take the pain of walking in them on steel decks.

I tend to latch on to a style and stick with it, mainly what I consider classic stuff. My wife is always trying to change my style. I figure if it was good enough when we met it still should be. She has effected some change over the years (I no longer wear jean shorts), but has yet to figure some things out. For instance, if she tells me I'd look cute in something there is no way in hell I'll wear it. I don't do cute. I'm not an imbecile though, I ask for her opinion (sometimes) on what I want to wear when we go out.
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You all should go on a field trip to Phoenix. I don't care what type of footwear somebody is wearing, every fucking one of them is wearing tall black socks. Drives me fucking insane.
I have one tall black dress sock and one short white sock on right now.
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I usually go Vans, Levi's and a sweatshirt. Simple Comfy and to the point plus I can climb under the car if I have to also
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