mckdinklestien.

funtington · 09-22-2012, 11:06 PM

Are you ready?

for an extremely questionable, somewhat detestable,untasteful, curiousity peaking miata?

Actually, it's not really to interesting I suppose.

not the loudest, or the lowest, or the cleanest, or the most hellajdmtytestyo.

Buttfuckit man, I love it.

I drove up to Lake, Oswego, and bought the car not really knowing it's history. Outwardly I was "just going to take a look."

White sexy roadster pulls out from around corner...

FUCKING BUYING IT

Act un-interested, say it looks like ass must resist...

at this point I have to be honest, I looked under it, and noticed a crumpled ass frame rail, looking like a musical accordian crooked radiator bracing, and obvious signs it had been wrecked not to mention it was painted rather poorly by ??maaco??

I still over all thought it had great potential, it had a newer engine with 60k on it, drove swell, had some good starting modifications, and most of all everyone at AR auto was extremely helpful informative, and honest.

BOUGHT THAT SHIT
Drove it home it was fantastic here it is stock, before I molestered it.

Racing beat front sway bar
Flyin miata frame braces
hollow spokes
koni yellows
super custom holes cut in rear shelf for rollbar that no longer exists
super custom barely attached bumper complete with matching bashed to shit bumper support.
super custom out of alignment front end.
soooooper custom drips in paint everywhere

Soon after I added a few things

tockico lowering springs to the yellows, which I cut 1 coil off the back.
then some equip reps with 175 55 kuhmos added a 10mm spacer out back
installed a shift knob my father made me
and had a ton of fun in the car.

One thing I forgot to mention was the car has been hit 4 times in my 4 months of ownership haha, which is really helping fund the project, as I take the money and fix myself.

Let me continue to make the worst build thread in history.

as of 5 days ago I have decided to switch it up, and I did that by ordering up some 15x10 et0 bassett racing wheels, and stretching a 175/55/15 on there. Cut out the fender liners, and all tabs, and cut inner fender lip, the rear is just a roll, and pull.

that is the short, and Jist of it. I used to want this car to be a track toy, and good solid daily driver, but after minding my own business, and slowly watching the car get backed into again, and again, I have suddenly had a changed of heart, and now there are....

I'm not trying to fit in, although the car does have some trendyness, I'm not trying to people please, or call everyone haters. I don't know everything but I don't know nothing. I appreciate a track car, and appreciate a slammed one. I just like to build a car that puts a smile on my face. Thanks everyone for reading this hope you had a laugh or two. Criticism is welcome, I'm sure there is plenty, and thank you to everyone with something positive to say. See all you PNW members at Waterland hopefully!
lets have of some fun, Bitches.

redfred18t · 09-22-2012, 11:22 PM

the lack of fucks given interests me

funtington · 09-22-2012, 11:28 PM

IF THIS BAG WERE FULL OF MY FUCKS YOU WOULDN'T BE GETTING ANY OF THEM

any!

DK wolf · 09-22-2012, 11:34 PM

I like your strong personality, in fact this board could use more of it.

I however, do not approve of many things on this car. But as a gentlemen should be... you don't give a fuck.
Good.

carry on

91NA6 · 09-22-2012, 11:35 PM

Nice1

mk1matt · 09-23-2012, 01:33 AM

I like this, it's a little different, or you're a little different from the norm haha! Keep it up mate!
Ps. Do you know the exact colour of those basset racing wheels? It's perfect for what I'm after

DEATH METAL · 09-23-2012, 02:14 AM

I actually LOL'd a few times in this thread. Sub'd for updates! get a fucking Lip br0

Quote:

Originally Posted by redfred18t

the lack of fucks given interests me

LMAO

funtington · 09-23-2012, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mk1matt

I like this, it's a little different, or you're a little different from the norm haha! Keep it up mate!
Ps. Do you know the exact colour of those basset racing wheels? It's perfect for what I'm after

SHEAA BRO CLASSIC METTALIC BRONZE VALSPAR SPRAY PAINT IT WORKS AWESOME. I'M TO POOR FOR REAL PAINT OR POWDERCOAT.

on the real though I will find the color number tomorrow.

funtington · 09-23-2012, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEATH METAL

I actually LOL'd a few times in this thread. Sub'd for updates! get a fucking Lip br0

LMAO

mk1matt · 09-23-2012, 03:56 AM

Well they look awesome man, be really helpful if you can get us the colour code

superman with heat · 09-23-2012, 04:44 AM

I'm still amazed at the fact you stretched 175's onto a 10" wheel lol

Looking forward to updates

funtington · 10-01-2012, 01:12 PM

DEEP in enemy territory behind enemy lines. at Pacific Waterland.

DAT VIDEO

https://vimeo.com/50042429

DAT FUNNY SHIT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=MPfxtJ8SQgk

Oh, and a built a hack job 92 explorer front lip. I'll post nood soon.

phillyb™ · 10-01-2012, 01:14 PM

SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN

funtington · 10-01-2012, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phillyb™

SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN

MY EYES ARE ONLY FOR YOU BABY.

phillyb™ · 10-01-2012, 01:17 PM

i see the way you look at me
i like it

Braineack · 10-01-2012, 01:21 PM

ITT: mommy issues.

funtington · 10-01-2012, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phillyb™

i see the way you look at me
i like it

bitch you know i love you. dont go questionin that.

ecto_cooler · 10-01-2012, 01:42 PM

caliboy15 · 10-01-2012, 02:38 PM

Fuck!

Fireindc · 10-01-2012, 03:04 PM

Hey bro, your wheels look like a Mexicans truck.

Trentin · 10-01-2012, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fireindc

Hey bro, your wheels look like a Mexicans truck.

doughs weelz don't have strech. silly dood.

caliboy15 · 10-01-2012, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trentin

doughs weelz don't have strech. silly dood.

Mexi-flush

DK wolf · 10-01-2012, 03:09 PM

This man... he belongs here.

Trentin · 10-01-2012, 03:16 PM

i would be scared for my life to drive on 175's stretched on a 10 inch wheels. but.. funtington.. gives no fucks.

Chrismx5 · 10-01-2012, 03:24 PM

This is awesome. I like it.

Personality. And a shit tonne of stretch. Carry on.

DK wolf · 10-01-2012, 03:25 PM

No doubt he's intellectually defunct. Probably going to hurt himself, or someone else with that wheel setup.

But his attitude is a nice change of pace. You fags could learn something from this guy.

Braineack · 10-01-2012, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fireindc

Hey bro, your wheels look like a Mexicans truck.

I got banned here for 2 weeks posting this exact same picture and saying something very similar.

DK wolf · 10-01-2012, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braineack

I got banned here for 2 weeks posting this exact same picture and saying something very similar.

I get banned for telling people to kill themselves.
Yet others go about doing the exact same thing... unscathed.

The prejudice.

Neopolitian · 10-01-2012, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DK wolf

No doubt he's intellectually defunct. Probably going to hurt himself, or someone else with that wheel setup.

But his attitude is a nice change of pace. You fags could learn something from this guy.

Fuck that. No one should put 20 lb. wheels on a miata for any reason, esp to try and look all fucking HARD. I guess maybe with the first guy like 4 years ago it was mildly cool, but now it's been done AND really fucking stupid performance wise. Just my opinion....open forum and all.

DK wolf · 10-01-2012, 05:00 PM

I'm... for the first time ever, going to defend a slammer.

Pretty fucking clear this dude isn't after performance. The look is tired yeah, totally not gonna argue that, I think the look is fucking obsolete and stupid.

But I like this guy because he doesn't give two shits. Not even one shit. He won't even squeeze his stomach to attempt to make a turtle head pop out.

09-22-2012, 11:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
funtington Banned Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 122	mckdinklestien. Are you ready? for an extremely questionable, somewhat detestable,untasteful, curiousity peaking miata? Actually, it's not really to interesting I suppose. not the loudest, or the lowest, or the cleanest, or the most hellajdmtytestyo. Buttfuckit man, I love it. I drove up to Lake, Oswego, and bought the car not really knowing it's history. Outwardly I was "just going to take a look." White sexy roadster pulls out from around corner... FUCKING BUYING IT Act un-interested, say it looks like ass must resist... at this point I have to be honest, I looked under it, and noticed a crumpled ass frame rail, looking like a musical accordian crooked radiator bracing, and obvious signs it had been wrecked not to mention it was painted rather poorly by ??maaco?? I still over all thought it had great potential, it had a newer engine with 60k on it, drove swell, had some good starting modifications, and most of all everyone at AR auto was extremely helpful informative, and honest. BOUGHT THAT SHIT Drove it home it was fantastic here it is stock, before I molestered it. Racing beat front sway bar Flyin miata frame braces hollow spokes koni yellows super custom holes cut in rear shelf for rollbar that no longer exists super custom barely attached bumper complete with matching bashed to shit bumper support. super custom out of alignment front end. soooooper custom drips in paint everywhere Soon after I added a few things tockico lowering springs to the yellows, which I cut 1 coil off the back. then some equip reps with 175 55 kuhmos added a 10mm spacer out back installed a shift knob my father made me and had a ton of fun in the car. One thing I forgot to mention was the car has been hit 4 times in my 4 months of ownership haha, which is really helping fund the project, as I take the money and fix myself. Let me continue to make the worst build thread in history. as of 5 days ago I have decided to switch it up, and I did that by ordering up some 15x10 et0 bassett racing wheels, and stretching a 175/55/15 on there. Cut out the fender liners, and all tabs, and cut inner fender lip, the rear is just a roll, and pull. that is the short, and Jist of it. I used to want this car to be a track toy, and good solid daily driver, but after minding my own business, and slowly watching the car get backed into again, and again, I have suddenly had a changed of heart, and now there are.... I'm not trying to fit in, although the car does have some trendyness, I'm not trying to people please, or call everyone haters. I don't know everything but I don't know nothing. I appreciate a track car, and appreciate a slammed one. I just like to build a car that puts a smile on my face. Thanks everyone for reading this hope you had a laugh or two. Criticism is welcome, I'm sure there is plenty, and thank you to everyone with something positive to say. See all you PNW members at Waterland hopefully! lets have of some fun, Bitches.
funtington Banned Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 122	Last edited by funtington; 11-07-2012 at 01:18 AM.

09-22-2012, 11:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
redfred18t Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: MA Posts: 919	Re: mckdinklestien. the lack of fucks given interests me

09-22-2012, 11:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
funtington Banned Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 122	Re: mckdinklestien. IF THIS BAG WERE FULL OF MY FUCKS YOU WOULDN'T BE GETTING ANY OF THEM any!
funtington Banned Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 122

09-22-2012, 11:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
DK wolf Banned Join Date: May 2010 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 3,300	Re: mckdinklestien. I like your strong personality, in fact this board could use more of it. I however, do not approve of many things on this car. But as a gentlemen should be... you don't give a fuck. Good. carry on

09-22-2012, 11:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
91NA6 Noob Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 21	Re: mckdinklestien. Nice1

09-23-2012, 01:33 AM	#6 (permalink)
mk1matt Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Leeds, England Posts: 197	Re: mckdinklestien. I like this, it's a little different, or you're a little different from the norm haha! Keep it up mate! Ps. Do you know the exact colour of those basset racing wheels? It's perfect for what I'm after
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09-23-2012, 03:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
mk1matt Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Leeds, England Posts: 197	Re: mckdinklestien. Well they look awesome man, be really helpful if you can get us the colour code
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10-01-2012, 01:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
funtington Banned Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 122	Re: mckdinklestien. DEEP in enemy territory behind enemy lines. at Pacific Waterland. DAT VIDEO https://vimeo.com/50042429 DAT FUNNY SHIT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=MPfxtJ8SQgk Oh, and a built a hack job 92 explorer front lip. I'll post nood soon.
funtington Banned Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 122

10-01-2012, 01:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
phillyb™ //reported Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: misery Posts: 7,912	Re: mckdinklestien. SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN
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10-01-2012, 01:17 PM	#15 (permalink)
phillyb™ //reported Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: misery Posts: 7,912	Re: mckdinklestien. i see the way you look at me i like it
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10-01-2012, 01:21 PM	#16 (permalink)
Braineack Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: a Posts: 4,076	Re: mckdinklestien. ITT: mommy issues.

10-01-2012, 01:42 PM	#18 (permalink)
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10-01-2012, 03:04 PM	#20 (permalink)
Fireindc Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Taos, NM Posts: 219	Re: mckdinklestien. Hey bro, your wheels look like a Mexicans truck.

10-01-2012, 03:09 PM	#23 (permalink)
DK wolf Banned Join Date: May 2010 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 3,300	Re: mckdinklestien. This man... he belongs here.

10-01-2012, 03:16 PM	#24 (permalink)
Trentin Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: kansas Posts: 229	Re: mckdinklestien. i would be scared for my life to drive on 175's stretched on a 10 inch wheels. but.. funtington.. gives no fucks.

10-01-2012, 03:24 PM	#25 (permalink)
Chrismx5 Banned Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Auckland, NZ Posts: 1,374	Re: mckdinklestien. This is awesome. I like it. Personality. And a shit tonne of stretch. Carry on.

10-01-2012, 03:25 PM	#26 (permalink)
DK wolf Banned Join Date: May 2010 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 3,300	Re: mckdinklestien. No doubt he's intellectually defunct. Probably going to hurt himself, or someone else with that wheel setup. But his attitude is a nice change of pace. You fags could learn something from this guy.

10-01-2012, 05:00 PM	#30 (permalink)
DK wolf Banned Join Date: May 2010 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 3,300	Re: mckdinklestien. I'm... for the first time ever, going to defend a slammer. Pretty fucking clear this dude isn't after performance. The look is tired yeah, totally not gonna argue that, I think the look is fucking obsolete and stupid. But I like this guy because he doesn't give two shits. Not even one shit. He won't even squeeze his stomach to attempt to make a turtle head pop out.

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